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==== FERRIS BUELLER (NO EMAIL PRESENTLY) ====
############ LAST UPDATED 05/04/2016 #############
SHIPPING PRICES INCREASED FOR ESCROWED ORDERS. FE REMAINS $0 (free weed as well!).
=========================== VENDOR STATS ========================
* HIGHLY RANKED DNM VENDOR (ACTIVE SINCE 2013)
* OVER 4500+ TRANSACTIONS, WORLDWIDE
* 24HR TURNAROUND FOR ORDERS (5 DAYS A WEEK, SUN. – THURS., EXCLUDING HOLIDAYS & WEEKENDS)
* DISCREET STEALTH PACKAGING & QUICK DELIVERY
ALPHABAY: 970 transactions, 99% Positive, TRUST LEVEL 6
NUCLEUS: 200+ transactions, 4.94/5.0
AGORA: 4.901/5 rating, 1000 ~ 1500 deals
EVO: 525+ transactions, feedback rated @ 99.8% POSITIVE
SR2: 500+ transactions, 4.96/5.0 rating
BMR (2013): 20+ transactions, feedback rated @ 100%
=========================== BASIC INFORMATION ========================
NO MAILING RESTRICTIONS WHATSOEVER. WORLDWIDE FRIENDLY.
USE ONLY PGP for EMAIL communications and INCLUDE YOUR PUBLIC PGP KEY within the message – NO EXCEPTIONS. Unencrypted emails will be DELETED INSTANTLY and ABSOLUTELY NO LINKS!
MESSAGES ARE USUALLY ANSWERED WITHIN 24 HOURS OF DELIVERY (EXCEPTION IS ON THE WEEKEND). If it is an urgent matter, use the subject line *URGENT*. Follow up with me if necessary.
Communication via PGP is optional but required for sensitive information (such as address information, bitcoin addresses, names, etc.). If you include your PUBLIC PGP KEY in a message, I will respond encrypted.
PRIV NOTE will NOT be accepted for an address.
My OPSEC is impeccable. Software / Hardware encryption is used at ALL TIMES. Nothing is taken to chance, EVER. That being said, all address information is DESTROYED upon being marked as ‘shipped’.
For staggered orders, your parcel will remain COMPLETELY UNLABELLED until I ship it out. I will advise you if I stagger your order and any other related details.
PET PEEVE OF MINE – LINKS. DO NOT SEND ME ANY LINKS. I HAVE / WILL NEVER CLICK ON LINKS, PERIOD.
========================== SHIPPING INFORMATION =========================
Daily Order Cut-Off Time: Usually 12am EST (Night Time)
Shipping Availability: 5 days a week, SUN. – THURS., EXCEPT ON HOLIDAYS (see Canada Post’s holiday shipping dates)
Shipping Time Estimates: SEE CORRESPONDING AD(S)
Large orders will be sent in multiple parcels and shipped STAGGERED, so do NOT be alarmed when 1/2 arrives in the mail – the other 1/2 will arrive shortly.
ITEM’S MARKED AS SHIPPED indicate that the package has been filled, labelled correctly, and placed into a mailbox. At 9am EST the following day/morning, the letter(s)/parcel(s) will be in transit (meaning it’s in the Canada Post delivery van).
If there is an issue with your address or something doesn’t make sense, I will alert you BEFORE shipping your order. If I message you about your ORDER, please try and get back to me ASAP. Use PGP for all sensitive communication.
============================ PACKAGE/STEALTH INFORMATION ====================
All products are packed well (i.e. vacuum sealed, sound-proofed) and discreet, meaning it won’t stand out in a pile of mail. The letters and letter parcels are made of high grade materials, meaning, it doesn’t look cheap to the naked eye. Shipping postage is always double-checked to ensure no funny business.
Pills are well-protected and packed well to minimize any sound/rattling. The protection is water resistant as well, just in case rain gets on the letter. Weed products will be wrapped and vacuum sealed into 2 separate SMELL PROOF BAGS (they will NOT leak). Once sealed, the package will be placed into a discreet wrapping and taped heavily in the event that the exterior layer is teared during transport. BUDS WILL NOT BE COMPRESSED. ALL products will be shipped in the smallest type of envelope possible – no decoys will be used.
My philosophy about stealth is simple. The smaller the letter – the more discreet it is. The more discrete it is – the more likely it’ll arrive at your doorstep. Massive and huge letters / parcels can cause delays and arouse more suspicion (letter sorting is USUALLY based upon size). I have a very high success rate. Please do not expect it to be placed inside an object or something. Weed is weed, if the parcel is ever opened for inspection – it will be found during a search / X-Ray. Dogs will ALWAYS intercept a letter/parcel, regardless of any measures taken.
BUYER’S AGREEMENT (CONTAINS IMPORTANT INFORMATION)
By purchasing my products, you agree to the following conditions:
1) REFUNDS AND RE-SHIPS ARE COMPLETELY DISCRETIONARY. CANADA to CANADA SHIPMENT RE-SHIPS OR REFUND WILL NOT BE HONORED! I will take into account the country, time frame, conversations, user behavior, and prior buying history in making a decision. In the event of a re-ship, the order MUST be FE’D before I mail out the parcel / letter. Re-ships are 50% to 100%, Refunds between 40% to 80%. Users with NO buying stats are NOT eligible for re-ships or refunds, unless I can personally recollect their username on a previous site.
2) EXTORTION ATTEMPTS OF ANY KIND WILL NOT BE TAKEN LIGHTLY. I will report the matter immediately to the admin(s).
3) DO NOT BE A DOUCHE / PEST. Realistically, the better you act – the better you’ll get treated. Some examples include: filing a dispute without speaking to me directly (most issues are resolved internally and without taking the time out of an admin’s day to deal with it) and threatening to use feedback as a means to an end.
4) I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO CANCEL ANY ORDER(S), FOR ANY REASON. Sometimes shit happens and I am unable to ship for OPSEC reasons as well. You must accept the fact it may have NOTHING to do with you personally. All cancelled orders are subject to a 100% refund of the amount IN ESCROW, according to my sales screen, not what the buyer actually paid (remember you’re paying a commission fee on each purchase made to the site). Please note, if BITCOIN prices are erratic (fluctuations over 10% in a 24 hour period) I may request FE before I ship out your order – A VERY RARE OCCURRENCE.
5) NOT LEAVING SHITTY FEEDBACK. BE FAIR, AND PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE BAD FEEDBACK BECAUSE I HAVEN’T REPLIED WITHIN 24 HOURS – PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE.